Nov 02 2007
Warning: Drinking & Driving Starbucks May Cause you to Run Someone Over
It’s true folks…just seconds after being served this tall Starbucks coffee by her bodyguard, Britney Spears ran over a Police Officer’s Foot. Although we can’t be sure of the exact events I’m sure it went down like this:
Britters: “Thanks for the Starbucks y’all..Mmmm…yummy but my tongue feels kinda numb ya’ll”
Bodyguard [Rolls his eyes and helps her into the driver’s seat]
Britters: “Oh my god..look at all these stupid paparazzi, AHHHHH I spilled my Starbucks! Get out of my way Po-Po I need to get me some more!
On second thought, drinking Starbucks will NOT cause you to run over a cop…being stupid will though…
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